First, I botched it and tried to glue ribbon on the shade. Problem being that it wasn't cut on the bias so it didn't lay flat on a slightly tapered object. Solution? Bias tape, duh. I used a sponge brush to paint on the tacky glue as I went along and clipped it to hold it.
Da-da-da-daahhhh! I like it much better. I think the built-in table thingy is kinda neat too.